Dear readers, it is with troublesome news I break my three months of silence.br /
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The statistics all point towards the same conclusion: we have a global outbreak of fuckarounditis.br /
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blockquoteFuckarounditis is a behavioral disordernbsp;characterized by a mediocre physique and complete lack of progress, despite significant amounts of time spent in the gym.nbsp;/blockquoteblockquoteFuckarounditisnbsp;most commonly manifests itself as an intense preoccupation with crunches, curls, cable movements, belts, gloves, balance boards, Swiss Balls and Tyler Durden.nbsp;Fear of squats and deadlifts is another distinguishing trait.nbsp;Physical exertion is either completely lacking or misapplied (towards questionable or unproductive training practices).nbsp;/blockquoteblockquoteDespite an alarming increase of fuckarounditisnbsp;in recent years, prevalance may vary greatly depending on location. However, in most commercial gyms, it has been estimated that 90-100% of individuals are afflicted to varying degrees.nbsp;/blockquoteblockquoteEnvironment andnbsp;social networks are crucial factors for triggering the disease. It has been proposed that the roots of the disease stems from […]

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